Weirdest Looking B&G

Ok so you guys know I'm not only a DJ extrodanaire but I'm also a hotel front desk manager too on the side....

So, today in walks a couple.... Guy has a mohawk about 3-4" tall, those loop earings that streach out the earlobe and various other piercings and tattoo's. The girl is a little hindi girl with short black hair that is spiked and has a shockingly pick stripe in it... various periceings too....

Well, I asked if they had just been to a wedding because otherthan their strange body adornments and hair styles... they were dressed up like they had just attended a wedding... come to find out they were the B&G...

So this got me thinking... if these morons are married past one year... at year 5 I'd bet the groom will be out to the bar staring at their wedding photo in his wallet thinking: "My god what were we thinking dressing like a couple of punk rockers."

Meanwhile she's at home in the living room of their double wide looking at the same picture with a baby on her hip and a toddler screaming for candy clinging to the other leg thinking to herself: "My god what were we thinking"

Anywho.... I got a good chuckle out of that today... what is the oddest looking B&G you folks have ever laid eyes on.

Perhaps a bit off topic but I'll share. I posted this one many years ago but it's worth a repeat:

Bride was a teacher out in Arizona somewhere. Groom was Army, stationed in the North Sea oil rigs if memory serves. They were getting together in Virginia to jump the broomstick ~ that's where the bride grew up.

I never met either of them before the wedding. The bride's Mom managed all the vendors and so forth. The reception was held in a rented hall in Greene County.

The bride flew in to National in DC and the flight was late so she was beside herself. Her dress was wrinkled from being packed away. The groom got a military hop and managed to get there in time but his suit was rumpled and he was beat from the trip.

Talk about a couple of sad sacks... these two looked like they'd been through a war. But they danced and had fun at their wedding. :)

Guy has a mohawk about 3-4" tall

How Tall was she? :sqlaugh:

Sounds like the start of a bad joke

Here is a picture of my 'wierdest' looking couple, but in their defense they were a very nice couple, as were their friends. I really enjoyed their wedding reception.

Wierd, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

The bottom picture was their cake topper.

How Tall was she? :sqlaugh:

Sounds like the start of a bad joke

He must have been about 5'8" but she was only maybe 5'

DJBob - I love the fact that despite the "facial accesorization" and tattoos, they appear to have opted for a fairly traditional event (albeit with their own personal twist here and there...)

What was the playlist like for this one?

Wow DJBOB, that groom is hideous. I don't understand how someone can deface their body like that? I really don't like tatoos but I hate piercings. Piercings are gross and one of the dumbest things in the world.

Wow DJBOB, that groom is hideous. I don't understand how someone can deface their body like that? I really don't like tatoos but I hate piercings. Piercings are gross and one of the dumbest things in the world.


I'll bet the color of their money no matter how repulsive their tattoo's and peircings may or may not be was not gross or hideous looking.

What was the playlist like for this one?

Not as bad as you would think. The only must play songs were Time Warp and Pass the Mic (Beastie Boys) (a personal request from the Groom for him and his buddies). Their First Dance was When I See You Smile, (Firehouse), they wanted When I'm 64 (Beatles) for the cake cutting, and someone wanted Thriller. Other than that, it was fairly normal. I have had 3-4 prospective clients mention that they know the groom (and commented on the newer larger ear lobe discs he got for the wedding).

I'll bet the color of their money no matter how repulsive their tattoo's and peircings may or may not be was not gross or hideous looking Actually, it was a very nice shade of green.

If someone wants tattoos and/or piercings that is their choice and NOMB. I don't have any but that is my choice.

:sqeek:Here is a picture of my 'wierdest' looking couple, but in their defense they were a very nice couple, as were their friends. I really enjoyed their wedding reception.

Wierd, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

The bottom picture was their cake topper.

Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winner:sqeek: