Interesting wedding moments

These were times I wish I had a camera with me.

1. A bridesmaid comes up to ask for a song. She's a tall one and bends over to lean on my table to easily talk to me and both straps on her gown break at the same time freeing a very nice pair of ... well, you know. As she gathered herself up she appologized. I told her none was necessary and helped her fix the straps with safety pins I had in my emergency kit.

2. Time for the garter removal and the groom lifts the bride's gown too high. She wasn't wearing panties.

3. Very excited bridesmaid literally jumps out of her top when jumping for the bouquet.

4. Best Man makes a very off color remark and the bride kneed him in the ... well, you know.

5. We played the bouquet steal. The bride wasn't in on it. She chases after the bridesmaid that has it and as she's reaching out to grab her, trips, and as she's going down, grabs the dress of the bride's maid and completely strips her of it. The poor lady was not wearing any underwear whatsoever.

These all happened in the last two years.

What's yours?

Last summer at an outside ceremony just as the bride is walking up the aisle out of an almost clear blue sky a larger clap of thunder and a black chicken runs up the through the crowd:sqerr: seemed like a bad omen to me even though I am not superstisious.

One of the "games" was "Show Us Your Favourite Position." Sure, everybody kept there clothes on, but still...

The groom was in an all-out fist fight with the bride's farther. Great brawl. The marriage lasted only 3 months. Who would have known?

70 year old FOB gets drunk and complains I'm not playing any dance music during dinner time. I keep telling him this is what the bride, HIS daughter wanted. Calls me a jerk. Later that night he has to come up front for something, stands at his table and falls flat on his face, bloodies his nose and has to be helped out by two of his sons. I see him later sitting in the lobby with that "look" of where the heck am I on his face.

Of course I laughed under my breath when he hit the floor. It was loud too.

Tom- I need to hang out with you at some of your weddings.

Sounds like an episode of Bridesmaids Gone Wild

Man none of those has happened to me. The worst I've seen is about 10 minutes before the start of the wedding the wedding cake collasped into the floor. Luckily the cake maker had another one almost the same for a wedding the next day, guess she was up all night getting ready for the next day.

Aw yeah... I sure remember that, lol. The occasional T&A. :D

Had a drunken brawl break out even before the B&G could finish the itinerary. Some drunken sot accused another guest of drinking all his JD. He drank it himself, of course. The groom grabbed a metal folding chair and beat the living hell outta that guy with it. Then they dragged him to the door and pushed him down the stairs.

Guess I'll always remember the night when a chit faced gal decided she was gonna dance on a table. The venue was one of those old places that hadn't changed much since the 1940s. The tables had folding legs that were a lot closer to the center than tables are today.

She got up on that table and started dancing... and got too close to the end. The table flipped up, she fell and slid down the thing like a kid on a playground slide. The table flipped over and landed on top of her and her boyfriend, knocking them both out cold. All ya could see was a pair of drunks on the floor with this upside-down table bouncing on 'em.

When she finally came around later, she said "Did it knock me out?"

I said "Yeah... it knocked you out and stomped ya, too."

Tom- I need to hang out with you at some of your weddings.

Sounds like an episode of Bridesmaids Gone Wild

Like I said, I wished I had the camera for them, especially the one where the bride pulled the dress of her bride's maid. That lady was drop-dead beautiful.

I did a Catholic wedding reception years ago where we almost sent out a search party for the priest about 3am and finally found him curled up under an old church pew in the lobby under all of the coats(completely smashed of course)...:sqeek:

We had an outdoor wedding in May (hot here in Phx, AZ)...the groomsmen were getting drunk before the ceremony. The ceremony went well but the beginning of the reception was a different story.

Right next to the Sweetheart table where the Bride & Groom were sitting... one of the groomsmen, who had little man's disease, decided to pick a fight with another groomsmen..the dude was 6'4" about 275lbs. The groom ended up breaking up the fight and sending little man home in a taxi.

The only thing I had so far was a drunk 70 something FOB complain to me about the music his late 50s daughter picked for her dinner music. HE wanted to dance!! Over heard him tell his daughter that "jerk" dj wouldn't play any dance music. After I explained many times this was music HIS daughter picked out.

Later that evening, when called forward for the Anniversary Dance, he stood, fell on his face, cut his forehead and had to be walked out by his two sons. Last I saw him, he was sitting in the hallway with that where am I look on his face. Not sorry to say I smiled a bit.

posted Feb 8:
70 year old FOB gets drunk and complains I'm not playing any dance music during dinner time. I keep telling him this is what the bride, HIS daughter wanted. Calls me a jerk. Later that night he has to come up front for something, stands at his table and falls flat on his face, bloodies his nose and has to be helped out by two of his sons. I see him later sitting in the lobby with that "look" of where the heck am I on his face.

Of course I laughed under my breath when he hit the floor. It was loud too.
posted April 4:
The only thing I had so far was a drunk 70 something FOB complain to me about the music his late 50s daughter picked for her dinner music. HE wanted to dance!! Over heard him tell his daughter that "jerk" dj wouldn't play any dance music. After I explained many times this was music HIS daughter picked out.

Later that evening, when called forward for the Anniversary Dance, he stood, fell on his face, cut his forehead and had to be walked out by his two sons. Last I saw him, he was sitting in the hallway with that where am I look on his face. Not sorry to say I smiled a bit.

I'm assuming these are both the same incident

DJBob,

Thank you for pointing that out.

Dave

That's ok Hampton, I repeat myself sometimes too.

That's ok Hampton, I repeat myself sometimes too.

At least both times he told the story they were consistent.... so you know it's true.


At least both times he told the story they were consistent.... so you know it's true.


Dang, Sometimers disease... gets me every time:sqlaugh:

Gee, didn't know I was being watched so closely. (Checks the blinds in my office.)

That's OK Hampton,

One time I was doing a wedding & the FOB was smashed......


NO, this is not the same as yours!!!! :sqlaugh:



Seriously, he was blitzed, and so comes the end of the night - I play the last song & say 'Goodnight', etc.... He comes up & says "Are you done?" (DUH!!!)

"Yes sir" I replied...... "Oh".... & not even a "You were great", "Go F*** yourself"..... Nothing! Oh well....off he went.... even the bar shot him down!


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Tom, a suggestion if I may? Invest in a camera that clips to your bowtie - :sqlaugh: Won't leave home without it!

Maybe Bob was the guy and I just don't know it. :)

One of the "games" was "Show Us Your Favourite Position." Sure, everybody kept there clothes on, but still...


so what was the game played for ???

[QUOTE=GoodKnightDJ;135377]These were times I wish I had a camera with me.

1. A bridesmaid comes up to ask for a song. She's a tall one and bends over to lean on my table to easily talk to me and both straps on her gown break at the same time freeing a very nice pair of ... well, you know. As she gathered herself up she appologized. I told her none was necessary and helped her fix the straps with safety pins I had in my emergency kit.

2. Time for the garter removal and the groom lifts the bride's gown too high. She wasn't wearing panties.

3. Very excited bridesmaid literally jumps out of her top when jumping for the bouquet.

4. Best Man makes a very off color remark and the bride kneed him in the ... well, you know.

5. We played the bouquet steal. The bride wasn't in on it. She chases after the bridesmaid that has it and as she's reaching out to grab her, trips, and as she's going down, grabs the dress of the bride's maid and completely strips her of it. The poor lady was not wearing any underwear whatsoever.

These all happened in the last two years.

What's yours?[/QUOT Did she mention that her uncle said that she was the best kisser? Trailor trash.

Not to copy someone else's but we are tossing the bouquet and this women who literaly was dancing like a stripper all night catches the boquets. She is about 35. I kid catches the garter I try everything I know to convince them to let someone else put the garter on to no avail he was 15. We sang happy birthday earlier to him. Well he got a big birthday present. He went down on his knee and the woman pulled up her skirt and said you can go higher. The bride the groom the photographer the boy and myself got a nice view of her shaved landing strip. She didn't even think twice about what happened the little boy's face was red.

gotta love it

Not to copy someone else's but we are tossing the bouquet and this women who literaly was dancing like a stripper all night catches the boquets. She is about 35. I kid catches the garter I try everything I know to convince them to let someone else put the garter on to no avail he was 15. We sang happy birthday earlier to him. Well he got a big birthday present. He went down on his knee and the woman pulled up her skirt and said you can go higher. The bride the groom the photographer the boy and myself got a nice view of her shaved landing strip. She didn't even think twice about what happened the little boy's face was red.

Wow, how long ago was that?

I tell all my brides and grooms that I will not allow a minor to place or receive the garter. If a minor catches the bouquet or garter they either pass it on or the placement does not happen.

I tell them that in the interview and if they have a problem with it then they can keep looking.

I only have one wedding worth inclusion on this list, but it is a good one. About 20 years ago I was working for a multi-op and in those days, you never met the B&G until the wedding day. There were no big planning guides back then. It was a 12 hour wedding at a firehouse and they had karaoke. They told me they only wanted the karaoke during the last 6 hours. No big deal. After the first six hours, everyone started to leave. I thought I might be done early. Boy was I wrong. An almost completely different group of different people came in, and within a half hour, had all taken off their clothes. It was a nudist wedding. Thank God the bride was hot. I had only been in the business a few years at that time and I was kind of in shock. For the next 6 hours they did naked karaoke, played games and danced. How many of you have seen the bride at a wedding you were working at completely naked? That's the only one for me. I also learned that day that many people look far better IN clothes than out of them although there were a few nice places to cast my gaze. It turned out to be a great party and gave me a story for the ages.