A Gift For The Bose-O's From A Non Bose-O :)

From another forum:

We are now manufacturing slip covers for the Bose L1 radiators.
http://www.djraymyers.com/bose.jpg

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Interesting.... wonder if they only have them for the cylinders.

Papa,

Yes, as of right now, they are available for the radiators only. I believe putting covers on the powerstands could block heat exchange & possibly void the warranty.

Papa,

Yes, as of right now, they are available for the radiators only. I believe putting covers on the powerstands could block heat exchange & possibly void the warranty.

Good point, Joe... But I don't see many places where covers for the cylinders only would be much of a benefit.

I think someone over on another Pro Disc Jockey board (LOL) was asking about slip on covers for the B1s...

But I'll agree with ya - unless everthing else were white, i.e. the facade & table skirting.... I'm not feeling it at the minute.

Those covers remind me durex campaign ad.

Just what we need...

Condoms for the phallic symbols :sqlaugh:


Note to self: Make next skin tall and lanky -- make more money :)

What was that John Ritter movie with the glow in the dark kind????

:sqerr::sqlaugh::sqlaugh:

Adds in tag lines arent proper.

"I see your Bose is as big as mine."

What was that John Ritter movie with the glow in the dark kind????

:sqerr::sqlaugh::sqlaugh:


It was "Skin Deep". Not sure why I remember this.

How about "Bose Enlargment Pills"?

They are pretty ugly. It's looks like two Polish guys trying to show off!!!!:sqeek:

They are pretty ugly. It's looks like two Polish guys trying to show off!!!!:sqeek:

Nope... Polish guys aren't that thin... :sqlaugh::sqwink:

My first thought was.... Why?????? Second thought was.... Why, do we need condoms for our Bose speakers.... seems rather silly to me?

I'm going to pass on this one also.

Some feel the Bose system looks more elegant. Whatever.

People know we are dj's! Why do some of us feel the need to hide that fact? Like lets cover the speakers and speaker stands...dumb to me.

I agree a good clean setup is important but covering speakers and other things is just a waste of money.

Go Penguins!!!!!!
Did anyone think the white covers made them look like two tongue depressors?

I thought more along the lines of two femine hygene insertion products or perhaps nocturnal emission production units!

Im surprised Fred didnt make that connection working where he does LOL. I didnt want to mention it but now that you did...................White Owl anyone?

It they came in maybe Camo, Patriotic, or perhaps Nude colors they might be useful.:sqcool:

They look like two long Joints.

They do sorta resemble Slim Fit tampons. :D

I'm going to pass on this one also.

Some feel the Bose system looks more elegant. Whatever.

People know we are dj's! Why do some of us feel the need to hide that fact? Like lets cover the speakers and speaker stands...dumb to me.

I agree a good clean setup is important but covering speakers and other things is just a waste of money.

I'll drink to that!

People know we are dj's! Why do some of us feel the need to hide that fact? Like lets cover the speakers and speaker stands...dumb to me.Same reason all clowns wear red noses, all cars are painted the same color, all gardens have the same flowers, etc. Others desire change, regardless of time, expense, work, effort, and peer crap.

DJ Cam: For someone who takes great strides to be different that just a dj, this was surprising

You folks are all in trouble now -- Cap found this thread, and is looking for his clipboard... :sqerr: :sqeek: :sqlaugh:


But in the back of his mind, he knows they look like rubbers :sqlaugh:

Rick: Just found this thread? Surely thou jests? It's been funny and whimsical. Tampons, penis symbolism, condoms. I'm surprised it hasn't gone the other route yet.

Rick: Just found this thread? Surely thou jests? It's been funny and whimsical. Tampons, penis symbolism, condoms. I'm surprised it hasn't gone the other route yet.

Still, ya have to admit, they look ridiculous.

Papa Deuce: Still, ya have to admit, they look ridiculous.In the all black scenario of my setup, they look horrible.

However, when providing non-traditional sound system support for events with white curtains or white walls, or for separate room Wedding Ceremonies which are ALWAYS white, I'm thinking the towers would become near invisible. That would be ergonomically and pleasingly fashionable in many an event planner or bride's eyes.

Probably because we're talking speakers here, that which is near and dear to the male scrotum, it's too close for comfort and blinds the imagination. I understand completely.

Too bad they aren't ribbed or have a tip on the top.

I'd be embarrassed to show up with these.

I wonder if they make them with a reservoir tip.... I could just imagine my setup a sole L1 with a bass bin on either side.... get the picture?:sqlaugh::sqlaugh::rofl::sqwink:

Cap sorry if it has been taken humourless. Its all in good fun and love for our unique worthy system. Folks Imust say we could possibly add positive to the spin but understand the pent up testosterone looming ahead with the multi day gig weeks ahead. Let's go slay some dragons with whatever swords we wield.

Jon: Why are people putting words into my posts? I think this thread is great fun too, and take no offense. With a little imagination it can be taken to new and greater funnier heights easily.

In fairness to Bill at ESC who is offering these purported spandex pencil dick prophylactic covers, thought it might be a nice idea to pop something realistic and useful about them out of respect for a colleague, a value often missing from the majority of the posters everywhere (except for here, of course!)

Now, back to today's fun fest.

D'ja hear the one about the big speaker boxes mounted on top of a skinny tree trunk which is attached on an oversized machine gun tripod? Looks like a huge black lollipop shaped UFO with dangling pubic hairs stuck to it? Talk about ugly!!!! Why anybody would do that to a beautiful room is beyond me. I see those things hanging in the air, laugh so hard, I almost pee in my pants. Now that thar is funny stuff.

Too bad they aren't ribbed or have a tip on the top.

I'd be embarrassed to show up with these.

I'll embarrass myself all the way to the bank with these, if I can make that happen. As always, I don't market my D.J. services to other D.J.s, so while the "I'd never show up with those (or Bose, perhaps)" opinions are interesting, they're mostly simple entertainment for me. The real test of this idea is with my actual client base.

In other words:

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

(or: show me the money shot, if you prefer)

Do they come in Lamb Skin?:sqerr:

For you Ron, even in Sphincter Brown.

Leopard skin for me please -- with a couple fuzzy dice for each one :sqlaugh: