Craigslist Posting

With all the talk about craigslist I decided to look around a found this.

I'm looking for entertainment for my company's holiday party on December 14th in Downtown Sacramento. No DJs, MCs, clowns, bands, jugglers, Santa’s, or face painters please. There will be about 40 adults and maybe a few children. I am open to any original and fun ideas. Need entertainment for 1 - 4 hours (depending on the type of entertainment service).

The company party will consist of buffet dinner in a banquet room. Meal-timing arrangements can be made if the performer require's the audience’s full attention.

Please email me with a description of your services, ideas, questions, availablity, and quote ASAP. Thank you.

-Dawn

Anybody would be crazy to submit any suggestions to her.

She did not mention no strippers or hookers.

She didn't list Homicidal Maniacs either:sqeek:… she’s probably looking for some sort of actor or acting group maybe dinner theater or a magician might fit her needs.

Although my vote would be for strippers and hookers! :sqwink:

I'm looking for entertainment for my company's holiday party on December 14th in Downtown Sacramento. No DJs, MCs, clowns, bands, jugglers, Santa’s, or face painters please.Well, that pretty much narrows it down. :D

So tell me, Lady... what do ya want??

I wonder if I can do a 4 hour bubble party w/o music....

But no Ma'am I'm not a DJ I am a _____________ (insert buzzword there)

But no Ma'am I'm not a DJ I am a _____________ (insert buzzword there)


ummm "Entertainer with a DJ habit"

With all the talk about craigslist I decided to look around a found this.

I'm looking for entertainment for my company's holiday party on December 14th in Downtown Sacramento. No DJs, MCs, clowns, bands, jugglers, Santa’s, or face painters please. There will be about 40 adults and maybe a few children. I am open to any original and fun ideas. Need entertainment for 1 - 4 hours (depending on the type of entertainment service).

The company party will consist of buffet dinner in a banquet room. Meal-timing arrangements can be made if the performer require's the audience’s full attention.

Please email me with a description of your services, ideas, questions, availablity, and quote ASAP. Thank you.

-Dawn

Anybody would be crazy to submit any suggestions to her.

She did not mention no strippers or hookers.
Call her up and tell her you're a marine biologist, who'd offer to bring a flock of seaguls and pinguins...tell her you'll do the happy feet dance to the sound of the Macarena...and wait for her response.