How much would you quote a potential client to do this wedding?
- Thread starter MIXMASTERMACHOM
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Come down to Newburg Danno -- your AMEX will be unusable, Debit Mc or Visa are preferred, although cash is always the best option.
You have to deal with the places that you have a working relationship with. I can go up to Haleem's Mini Mart and IED Lab, grab a case of beer, and then then tell him I'll pay tomorrow. And I do.
I also will watch his store when he needs a potty break -- and I have a badge and a gun. Works out well.
No, I am not a sheriff.
I always wanted to be a sheriff -- but the fed gov't took me in different directions.
It's kind of hard to explain, and we don't get paid. We get some bennys, and we watch the rivers, train tracks, and bridges.
That's why I'm back on The Farm.
hehehe
I doubt I would shoot you Steve -- my dog might eat you though...
I have a policy here on The Farm -- nobody comes without at least 24 hour notice -- no exceptions. I'm a slob, so I have to clean up a bit (not too much though). It's a farm, so it's not pretty to begin with.
Nobody "drops by" The Farm. It requires notice 24 hours ahead.
The doors are all digitally locked (inside and out), bars on the windows, cameras, alarms on, and dog -- and I sleep with an AK47. Even have a safe room I built.
I'm a half mile or so from gang banger territory. You don't take any chances around here. Industrial zone, so it almost pure black at night.
But I have beer
Details left out there's no chance I'm gonna quote less than $895 for a typical wedding reception (80-300 people). Given the particulars of the date, location and other things you may want included it may be as high as $1895.00 That's not "up sells" - that's just the reality of peak vs off-peak days & months. You pick a date that is sweet for me and I'll cut you a nice break. You pick a date that I know I is filled with other opportunity and I will price in line with those opportunities.
I understand - like I said, glad I didn't "drop by". I know about the area you are in.
Interesting area, so to speak. We're isolated down here by the river. There's no people around, and the cops record of performance, is about 23 minutes response time.
So, you basically have to handle everything by yourself here.
The animals are the key -- they let you know what's happening outside. They convey that to Faith who is inside, and she lets me know. I have no clue how they talk to each other -- but it works.
Next time, we'll have to meet up fer lunch. Not far from you is a nice l'il diner - near the 287 / 84 interchange. There's also a Friday's and some other things there.
Wait till Gully's opens up. I don't go to any of those fancy chain places.
It's a cool place within walking distance -- thats whers I hang during summer/season. It's a cool place -- old barge on the river, that they turned into a bar on the river. And their nachos are fantastic,
One of the best bars I've ever been to.
fancy chain place? It's a local diner. I'm cool with whatever.
Gully's is the only place you can smoke in town, because it's open air -- and Little Ricky be a chain smoker.
Check it out -- cool place right down the street from The Farm -- walkable:
https://www.facebook.com/gullysnewburgh