The first time in 6 years I have to replace a DJ. I am way out of touch with the interview questions I should be asking. What are some of the questions that you ask and what are some of the interview hoops you make them jump threw?
Well considering I havent had anyone leave in 6 years. That is why I'm so rusty. What is your take on female DJ's?
We have hired females in the past, 3 that I can think of right now. One 1 would rehire.
Looks are extremely important. No piercings in strange places and look the part.
You do have to be careful in the way you talk to them, very sensitive. But other than that I treat them the same as the guys.
Several times a year when we have our team dinners, their families are invited. This is good moral for relationships.
I find this thread to be entertaining. yorofl:
Yes, the female DJ is a totally different species, unlike any other woman any man has encountered. And they're all the same, too; no difference between them, so here are some good tips to hiring a good, talented female DJ.
Ahem, ahem....
#1) She's gotta be hot... tall and slender, tight buns, big boobs, lean legs, and a tiny waist. Make sure she's got muscles, though, for carrying equipment. Nobody likes a wimp...just make sure that she doesn't look masculine, you know? She's gotta look like Giselle, but be able to lift speakers.
#2) She's gotta look the part. Nobody wants some short, fat chick in a dress shirt and slacks. For that, you might as well hire a man to DJ. She needs to look like a woman: thin blouse, short skirt, heels...she's gotta show some skin, you know what I mean?
#3) Miniskirts. The guys will be all over her for requests. Can she dress when called to do it? Have her model off her best miniskirts to you in a private interview session.
#4) Looks, looks, looks. She's gotta have great hair - no gray or she'll look like a hag! And her makeup must be flawless at all times...nobody likes to see a smudged lip or heaven forbid...she goes without makeup. Nobody likes to see a woman's real face.
And while you're at it...review the appearances of the guys you hired. Do they have chiseled abs and pretty boy looks? NO?!? Fire their a$$es and get you some more hot, sexy female DJs. Nobody likes a friendly man who enjoys his work and happens to look his age or maybe appear to have enjoyed a few too many beers recently.
I find this thread to be entertaining. yorofl:
Yes, the female DJ is a totally different species, unlike any other woman any man has encountered. And they're all the same, too; no difference between them, so here are some good tips to hiring a good, talented female DJ.
Ahem, ahem....
#1) She's gotta be hot... tall and slender, tight buns, big boobs, lean legs, and a tiny waist. Make sure she's got muscles, though, for carrying equipment. Nobody likes a wimp...just make sure that she doesn't look masculine, you know? She's gotta look like Giselle, but be able to lift speakers.
#2) She's gotta look the part. Nobody wants some short, fat chick in a dress shirt and slacks. For that, you might as well hire a man to DJ. She needs to look like a woman: thin blouse, short skirt, heels...she's gotta show some skin, you know what I mean?
#3) Miniskirts. The guys will be all over her for requests. Can she dress when called to do it? Have her model off her best miniskirts to you in a private interview session.
#4) Looks, looks, looks. She's gotta have great hair - no gray or she'll look like a hag! And her makeup must be flawless at all times...nobody likes to see a smudged lip or heaven forbid...she goes without makeup. Nobody likes to see a woman's real face.
And while you're at it...review the appearances of the guys you hired. Do they have chiseled abs and pretty boy looks? NO?!? Fire their a$$es and get you some more hot, sexy female DJs. Nobody likes a friendly man who enjoys his work and happens to look his age or maybe appear to have enjoyed a few too many beers recently.
I would have to make this female DJ you described my girlfriend because the Piece is already my wife.
I find this thread to be entertaining. yorofl:
Yes, the female DJ is a totally different species, unlike any other woman any man has encountered. And they're all the same, too; no difference between them, so here are some good tips to hiring a good, talented female DJ.
Ahem, ahem....
#1) She's gotta be hot... tall and slender, tight buns, big boobs, lean legs, and a tiny waist. Make sure she's got muscles, though, for carrying equipment. Nobody likes a wimp...just make sure that she doesn't look masculine, you know? She's gotta look like Giselle, but be able to lift speakers.
#2) She's gotta look the part. Nobody wants some short, fat chick in a dress shirt and slacks. For that, you might as well hire a man to DJ. She needs to look like a woman: thin blouse, short skirt, heels...she's gotta show some skin, you know what I mean?
#3) Miniskirts. The guys will be all over her for requests. Can she dress when called to do it? Have her model off her best miniskirts to you in a private interview session.
#4) Looks, looks, looks. She's gotta have great hair - no gray or she'll look like a hag! And her makeup must be flawless at all times...nobody likes to see a smudged lip or heaven forbid...she goes without makeup. Nobody likes to see a woman's real face.
And while you're at it...review the appearances of the guys you hired. Do they have chiseled abs and pretty boy looks? NO?!? Fire their a$$es and get you some more hot, sexy female DJs. Nobody likes a friendly man who enjoys his work and happens to look his age or maybe appear to have enjoyed a few too many beers recently.
Just for curiousity purposes, what do you look like?
What does that matter?
What does that matter?
What does that matter?