Am I gay???? Please advise!

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Now that I have your attention.........So tonight I had two options:

1) go over to a buddies house and drink some Sailor Jerry's and coke while my wife was out with the girls....

2) Stay home with my mom and 4 daugthers and learn how to SEW!!!!!!

I chose #2 :sqerr:

I just reapholstered my facade after 2 years of hard use with a VERY nice black patterend fabric ($15 bucks a yard) and was very happy with the look so I wanted to protect it. My mom is in town through tomorrow and is a great seamstress (is that the right word???). I asked her to sew me some covers for the three sections fo facade, so she did but wanted to teach me too (feed a man a fish.....teach him to catch a trout....lead him to water....ohhhh you get the point).

A number of sailor Jerry rum and cokes...and sprite...and punch later, I have three beautiful covers for my facade (two of which I sewed myself thank you very much) found time to dye easter eggs with the girls and had a great family night!

Hope everyone had good gigs tonight. Sleep tight knowing that while you were working your asses off I was expressing my feminine side :sqlaugh:

Peace
 
knardini said:
Now that I have your attention.........So tonight I had two options:

1) go over to a buddies house and drink some Sailor Jerry's and coke while my wife was out with the girls....

2) Stay home with my mom and 4 daugthers and learn how to SEW!!!!!!

I chose #2 :sqerr:

I just reapholstered my facade after 2 years of hard use with a VERY nice black patterend fabric ($15 bucks a yard) and was very happy with the look so I wanted to protect it. My mom is in town through tomorrow and is a great seamstress (is that the right word???). I asked her to sew me some covers for the three sections fo facade, so she did but wanted to teach me too (feed a man a fish.....teach him to catch a trout....lead him to water....ohhhh you get the point).

A number of sailor Jerry rum and cokes...and sprite...and punch later, I have three beautiful covers for my facade (two of which I sewed myself thank you very much) found time to dye easter eggs with the girls and had a great family night!

Hope everyone had good gigs tonight. Sleep tight knowing that while you were working your asses off I was expressing my feminine side :sqlaugh:

Peace
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That's not too gay.... but pretty borderline if yas asks me.... hahahahahah :sqwink:

Well worth the risk though getting to spend quality time like that with the kin folk and all.
 
No, that's pretty gay. I have 4 daughters as well. Spending time with them is not the issues. In fact I commend you for that. It was staying home with your mother sewing, that was pretty gay. I bet you all watched the replay of that new Mothers show with Megan Molally. And no, I didn't see it, one of my daughters told me who was in it, she said "you know who's in it , the one that was on that show with the gay guys". Wait, I didn't watch that show either, I just saw the............never mind I'm out of this one.:sqeek:
 
did you wear a skirt? then you might be gay.....

I'm not working either,,,, 7:16 on a Friday night and here I am....
 
Friday night? I got the whole damn weekend off. This month sucks. Maybe I should try some gay clubs.:sqerr:
 
your only gay if you went over to your buddies place and then slept with him and didnt tell your wife...
 
No Kris your gay! Don't let these guys kid you one bit. But now at least you can come out of the closet!
 
i think it's gay and a half.

your sentence: 5 shots of whiskey, 2 beers, 3 belches, and a tatoo with a skull and cross bones.
 
All this talk has made me realize it's time to come out. I'd like to announce to everyone, I am gay. Yes it's true, I've been a lesbian for sometime now. It all started back in Catholic elementary school. There was this one nun, Sister Pat I believe, well lets just say I was confused. So that's it, I'm out and free. I feel really free.:sqlaugh:
 
Hey Kris, what does Poker Face mean to you???? :D:D:D:D:D
 
DJFuzzy said:
As the token gay guy, I must say that you are NOT gay...unless the fabric that you chose is chiffon.
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I don't know if token is the right word any more Fuzz -- some of these guys are spending a lot of time putting the hangers on the rod... :sqerr: :sqlaugh: :rofl:
 
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