Your mission, knowing that you will accept, is to risk life and limb, and the possibility of losing your head. Not only must you conquer the clenches of biological barriers, you must endure the dangers of cavernous territory to retrieve a highly sensitive piece of fabric known only as the Garter Belt. You may use only your teeth to extricate this danger from the thigh of society. Beware of deep, mysterious underworlds, and avoid setting off the Mother-In-Law Alarm, then toss it to the awaiting group of unsuspecting and un-prepared cute guys behind you.