You were hoping to find a quality DJ for a cheap price and look what you got. Tisk Tisk shame on you. Not really. Shame on the sucker you find that's desperate for work.
That is rich, considering the source. Just so you know, CL does turn up quality event leads, as well as qualified DJs. Three of my current guys came from CL but, just like any other public advertising medium, it will also turn up completely sub-standard individuals who think that their mad DJ skillz will somehow make up for their complete lack of ability to communicate.
Stick to subjects that you might actually know something, like stolen music or equipment.