Who said dinosaurs are extinct?
Am I the only dude that still has a Rand McNalley road atlas, and a yellow highlighter in my car...?
So, I take my handy-dandy cell phone jammer out, and you folks all get lost.
Reminds me of the moronic retards up at some of our convenience stores. Have you ever gone in one during a power outage? Ya got the dumbass kid, who hasn't embraced the concept of pencil and paper. "We're closed dude".
I'm buying a twelve pack of beer, whether your sorry ass likes it or not. I'm sorry your cell phone is not working, BTW.
So I ask him to look on the price sheet, and the beer is $14.99. So, I ask him for a pen and a piece of paper, and he looks at me like I'm nutz. So, I have to walk out to my car, get my pad and pen, and teach said moron math.
C'mere idiot:
Beer is $14.99 (overpriced IMHO).
Tax is 8.25%
Then you have a 60 cent deposit on the stupid bottles (not taxable).
I round to $15, just to make it simple for the moron. So I ask "what is 10% of $15 dollars". He has no clue, so I inform him it is a buck fifty. Divide a buck fifty by 10, and you get 15 cents. So, 8 x 15 = is a buck twenty, plus 1/4 of another percent is 3.75 -- we round down, because we subtracted the 1 cent form the actual cost . Add in the 60 cents for deposit on the stupid bottles.
So, we have the original $14.99 + $1.23 for tax, plus a 60 cent deposit. Your total is $16.82.
Here's a $20, can you give me my change? "I can't open the register dude"!
Make me an IOU -- "what's an IOU"?
Keep the change, I'm going to go home, and drink my beer you freakin' moron.